'Good morning, darling!' yelled Anne's mom one morning.
'Happy birthday Anne,' said daddy.

'Piss off, I'm sleeping!' came Anne's irritated reply.

'Daddy and I bought you a neat present,' said mom.
'You'll never guess what it is,' said daddy, swinging a car key.
'Holy hellfire!' shouted Anne. 'You bought me a car?'

In less than a minute, Anne was fully dressed and out the door.