Anne was out with her friends Rita and Ahmed.

'I'm hungry as a roadkilled platypus!' said Ahmed.
'Should we go to McDonald's?' asked Rita.

'Hells no, I'd rather eat a badger's arse, and not in a good way!' Ahmed protested. 'Let's go visit my grandma. She makes delicious rice porridge.'
'Well, all right. But how are we going to get to Africa?' asked Rita.