'What's wrong, darling?' Mommy Animal asked when Anne looked all depressed.
'I'm so bored, mom!'
'Well, why don't you get a job?' Mommy Animal suggested.

'A job???' Anne gasped. 'Don't you love me anymore? Are you going to kick me out?'
'That wasn't what I had in mind,' Mommy Animal said soothingly.
'Oh, okay then. I shall go to the unemployment office right away,' Anne said, relaxed.